Hampton Roads' Biggest "Born & Raised" Know-It-All!
The Downtowner Answerman
My wife wants to be a witch on Halloween when we attend
a popular costume party next month. I told her I think
its a great idea because we could save the money
for her costume because she is already a witch. She
has taken my comment the wrong way and has now led
for divorce. I am crushed. Even though she is indeed
a witch, we had some really good times. We have been
married for 75 years and I just dont understand
why she wants to end the marriage now. What should
-- Baffled on Baldwin Avenue
Dear Baffled on Baldwin,
Although you are going through great pain and suffering,
get yourself a Halloween clicker and click it loud.
Your witch may be attracted to the sound and realize
that she is making a huge mistake. After all those
great years of marital bliss and both of you on the
verge of becoming centenarians, I send Happy Halloween
wishes and hope she will point her broom back in your
direction very soon. Thanks for your note.
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